a joke to share....

no insult to anyone out there, just read thru n hv a laugh :)

I believe some people may have 'problem' with spelling words like physiotherapist, psychiatry, psychology, and whatever 'psycho.. at some time. Perhaps the following would help with remembering one of it ..

Physio was an intelligent boy. After doing a physiotherapy course abroad for 3 years, he returned home and set up a clinic in his hometown.

He asked a designer to make a new name plate to be hung on the walloutside the clinic. The next morning when he went to his clinic, he was pleased to find that the name plate was already put up but he was greatly annoyed by the wordings on the plate : TUKANG URUT. He went to

the designer and took him to task.

"How can you insult my profession? 'Tukang Urut' means masseur in Malay. I am a physiotherapist and not a masseur! Make sure you change the name right now! And see that the word is spelt correctly!" Physio said angrily.

The designer apologized and promised to make the changes immediately. Without further delay, he proceeded to change the name but found that the word "physiotherapist' was too long. So he broke it up into three words to make it easier to read.

The next morning, Physio hit the roof when he saw the new name. On the name plate were written : PHYSIO THE RAPIST

still waiting....

after 2 months of waiting...i m still here waiting for my time to start work
never thought it would be so late...
i wished i have the eager to go back and learn...but seem like what i m doing now, more like time-wasting
arghhhhhhhh....
WHAT AM I DOING NOW????

do it!

stop waiting and DO IT NOW!!

gathering....

14 years ago...we graduated as a bunch of small kids getting ready to run on our track, heading towards different direction of life... without knowing that we might see each other again
14 years today.....under 1 unpredictable circumstances, we keep in touch again

tonite, i take out the long forgotten yearbook of my primary school, it looked so "old" now after i put it in the cabinet untouched for more than 10 years
there's some bookworms in it, those pages already turned yellow, luckily those words in it still remains
while flipping thru it, some of them i still remember clearly, some roughly...some, i have no idea,haha

glad that we still can meet each other after dismissed for such a long time
can't wait to meet you guys again after so long time
hope that we all will have a pleasant time together :)

POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment
3. Don't over do; keep your limits
4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does
5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
6. Dream more while you are awake
7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
13. Smile and laugh more
14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often
16. Each day give something good to others
17. Forgive everyone for everything
18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
19. Try to make at least three people smile each day
20. What other people think of you is none of your business
21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.
23. GOD heals everything
24. Do the right things
25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
27. The best is yet to come
28. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy.